I would reconsider my bill, but they're waiting for my Orlando, waiting for it—

[Colpoys enters—an insignificant, wizen little fellow who is unable to forget that he is a low-comedian. He stands L., squinting hideously at Imogen and indulging in extravagant gestures of endearment, while she continues her conversation with Gadd.]

Colpoys.

[Failing to attract her attention.] My love! my life!

Imogen.

[Nodding to him indifferently.] Good-afternoon, Augustus.

Colpoys.

[Ridiculously.] She speaks! she hears me!

Ablett.

[Holding his glove before his mouth, convulsed with laughter.] Ho, ho! oh, Mr. Colpoys! oh, reelly, sir! ho, dear!