WIFE. Perhaps you think that I am—that I am jealous?
HUSBAND. I think so when you say it, but I could never have believed it before.
WIFE. Of a schoolgirl like that—ugh!
HUSBAND. The character of the object seems immaterial in cases of this kind. I felt jealous of a hired man You saw, then, that....
WIFE. That you kissed her!
HUSBAND. No, it was she who kissed me.
WIFE. How shameless! But minxes like her are regular apes!
HUSBAND. Yes, they take after the grown-up people.
WIFE. You seem to be pleased by her attentions anyhow.
HUSBAND. Little used as I am to such attentions....