OLD LADY. [Sliding up to the chest of drawers >where the box of perfume stands] Are you not going to eat anything?

JUDGE. No, I am not hungry. How about you?

OLD LADY. I have just eaten. [Pause.

JUDGE. [Takes a piece of bread from his pocket] Then you'll excuse me, I'm sure.

OLD LADY. There's a roast of venison on the table.

JUDGE. You don't say so!

OLD LADY. Do you think I poison the food?

JUDGE. Yes, it tasted of carbolic acid this morning.

OLD LADY. And what I ate had a sort of metallic taste——

JUDGE. If I assure you that I have put nothing whatever in your food——