THE BLIND MEN AND THE ELEPHANT
TIME: a year ago.
PLACE: India.
THE DRIVER.
THE SIX BLIND MEN.
[The SIX BLIND MEN stand by the roadside, begging. The DRIVER comes with his elephant.]
BLIND MEN. A penny, sir! A penny!
DRIVER (throwing pennies). There, and there, and there! Now out of the way with you! I must take my elephant by.
FIRST BLIND MAN. I have never seen an elephant, sir.
OTHER BLIND MEN. Nor I! Nor I!