MRS. VERNON. Yes—purtendin'.

Exit LIZBETH.

DAVE. All right. [Exit after LIZBETH.

JOE. [Entering door.] Jes' look at him, ma—he's got his eyebrows in it.

MRS. VERNON. [At door; leans on JOE'S shoulder.] The darlin'—jes' to think, Joe, if one of our children was sufferin'—

JOE. [With unction.] You bet.

MRS. VERNON. [Earnestly calls.] Don't let him splash it on you,
Jim—'t'll spot your clothes.

JOE. [Pauses admiringly.] Jim don't care a durn.

MRS. VERNON. There, I'll fix his bed. [Getting coats from peg, back wall.] What's a man know, anyhow? [Exit to shop.

JOE. [Gets tobacco from shelf.] She'll fix him all right—ha, ha!