And I'll break this thing as easy as I'd flirt."

So Bill climbed the Northern Fury

And they mangled up the air

Till a native of Missouri

Would have owned his brag was fair.

Though the plunges kep' him reelin'

And the wind it flapped his shirt,

Loud above the hawse's squealin'

We could hear our friend assert

"I'm the one to take such rakin's as a joke.