THE AUTHOR AS LIEUTENANT
We used to hunt a good deal with the Dartmoor hounds; and upon a day when there was no run, and everyone was bored, one of the ladies present begged me to provide some kind of sport, kindly suggesting that I should personate the fox, a part I declined.
"You must do something to amuse us," she said.
"Very well, I will," said I.
Among the officers there were an elderly admiral and an elderly general, and I pointed them out to the lady.
"I will get up a race between the two of them," said I.
She bet me I would not, and I took it. I began with the soldier.