“Sells it—on credit! I am to pension her for life if I live to have money again. Don’t interrupt me. This honest woman goes this morning to the succursale. I promise myself a delicious bifteck of horse. She gains the succursale, and the employee informs her that there is nothing left in his store except—truffles. A glut of those in the market allows him to offer her a bargain-seven francs la boite. Send me seven francs, De Breze, and you shall share the banquet.”
De Breze shook his head expressively.
“But,” resumed Savarin, “though credit exists no more except with my laundress, upon terms of which the usury is necessarily proportioned to the risk, yet, as I had the honour before to observe, there is comfort for the proprietor. The instinct of property is imperishable.”
“Not in the house where I lodge,” said Lemercier. “Two soldiers were billeted there; and during my stay in the ambulance they enter my rooms, and cart away all of the little furniture left there, except a bed and a table. Brought before a court-martial, they defend themselves by saying, ‘The rooms were abandoned.’ The excuse was held valid. They were let off with a reprimand and a promise to restore what was not already disposed of. They have restored me another table and four chairs.”
“Nevertheless, they had the instinct of property, though erroneously developed, otherwise they would not have deemed any excuse for their act necessary. Now for my instance of the inherent tenacity of that instinct. A worthy citizen in want of fuel sees a door in a garden wall, and naturally carries off the door. He is apprehended by a gendarme who sees the act. ‘Voleur,’ he cries to the gendarme, ‘do you want to rob me of my property?’ ‘That door your property? I saw you take it away.’ ‘You confess,’ cries the citizen, triumphantly—‘you confess that it is my property; for you saw me appropriate it.’ Thus you see how imperishable is the instinct of property. No sooner does it disappear as yours than it reappears as mine.”
“I would laugh if I could,” said Lemercier, “but such a convulsion would be fatal. Dieu des dieux, how empty I am!” He reeled as he spoke, and clung to De Breze for support. De Breze had the reputation of being the most selfish of men. But at that moment, when a generous man might be excused for being selfish enough to desire to keep the little that he had for his own reprieve from starvation, this egotist became superb. “Friends,” he cried, with enthusiasm, “I have something yet in my pocket; we will dine, all three of us.”
“Dine!” faltered Lemercier. “Dine! I have not dined since I left the hospital. I breakfasted yesterday—on two mice upon toast. Dainty, but not nutritious. And I shared them with Fox.”
“Fox! Fox lives still, then?” cried De Breze, startled.
“In a sort of way he does. But one mouse since yesterday morning is not much; and he can’t expect that every day.”
“Why don’t you take him out?” asked Savarin. “Give him a chance of picking up a bone somewhere.”