"I'm ready, my darling, to do your behest,
For tyrants like Famcram I greatly detest,
And if your good father was not such a dolt,
From the land of the despot he'd speedily bolt.
For Binks and for Chinks I have nothing to say,
And they're probably just as well out of the way;
But as to their daughters—I'm really inclined
To think that the king has gone out of his mind,
And in your case, I'll teach him, as well as I can,
A woman has rights just as much as a man,