And some other girls, too! in what sad plight you are;

My darling; has aught gone amiss with the jar?"

In a mournful voice Ophelia replied at once:—

"Dear godmother! my woes are great,

And miserable is my fate:

The jar is broken! and I am

Both 'out of luck' and 'out of' jam!

This cruel tyrant, whom I wed

(I would I'd been at Bath instead!)

His senses managed to recover,