She caught Sir William Curtis in a kilt![350]

While thronged the chiefs of every Highland clan

To hail their brother, Vich Ian Alderman!770

Guildhall grows Gael, and echoes with Erse roar,

While all the Common Council cry "Claymore!"[351]

To see proud Albyn's tartans as a belt

Gird the gross sirloin of a city Celt,

She burst into a laughter so extreme,

That I awoke—and lo! it was no dream!

Here, reader, will we pause:—if there's no harm in