Pitiful story.

Knife-Grinder:

“Story! God bless you, I have none to tell, sir;

Only last night, a-drinking at the ‘Chequers,’

These poor old hat and breeches, as you see, were

Torn in a scuffle.

“Constables came up for to take me into

Custody; they took me before the justice:

Justice Aldmixon put me in the parish

Stocks for a vagrant.