professor what it was.

He looked at it and said it was gneiss.

"Is it?" said I. "Well, if a small but energetic

youth had taken you on the back of the head

with it, you would not think it so nice!"

And then, O Squib, he set out to explain that he

meant "gneiss," not "nice!" The ignorance of

these English about a joke is really wonderful. It

is easy to see that they have never been brought

up on them. But perhaps there was some excuse