Maun follow the carl,

For here Johnny Pidgeon had nane.

Strong ale was ablution—

Small beer persecution—

A dram was momento mori;

But a full flowing bowl

Was the saving his soul,

And port was celestial glory.

To judge from the following, the poet did not have a great respect for all ruling elders of the church. Souter Hood was a miserly one.

TO A CELEBRATED RULING ELDER.