"Saddle hoss, I take it. Ain't any mustang is it?"
"Not a drop of mustang in the critter, I swear it."
"Ain't blind in one eye, is she?"
"No."
"How's her legs?"
"Can't lie partner. She's stiff in the legs."
"Stiff in the legs, eh? How about her teeth?"
"Haven't counted them."
"Ever had the botts?"
"Not as I know of."