Ask to see my Adjustable, Telescopic Noiseless Hats. (Patent Pending.) Just the thing for the Water Wagon. No springs or metal used. Will expand or contract as conditions require. Space in sweat-band for cracked ice. Money refunded if we don’t make good.
Stretching done at your own home the morning after.
Telephone, Derby 8 3–4
“You get the Head, and we’ll put a Lid on it”
Second Day[35] ]
[36] ]Most of the gold-cures are only plated, and it soon wears off.
—Keeley.
Men’s evil manners live in rum. Their virtues we write in water.
—Shakespeare.