XII.
When in your joyous Pilgrimage you pass
Along the line of Beer and Stout and Bass
And Rye and Scotch and Fizz, and reach the place
Where I made One—turn down an empty Glass.
Fifth Day[95] ]
[96] ]You can’t tell the age of whiskey by looking at its teeth.
—King William.
The truth is mighty and will prevail. When you come home with a package don’t tell your wife you’ve been shopping.