No “bundles” will be allowed in staterooms, nor allowed to lie around the decks.
Excellent concerts will be [17] ]rendered every evening in the main saloon by the Band of Hope. A select library will be found in the smoking-room. Water-marked stationery is also at the disposal of all first-class passengers.
Don’t try to get on the Wagon while it is in motion. It is the Captain’s business to stop for loads. If he does not stop when flagged, you will know he is full.
When rounding the sharp curve at the Pousse Cafe, passengers are cautioned to hold fast.
Passengers feeling their anchors dragging, and seized with a sudden desire to leap from the Wagon, should apply to purser for parachutes.
Stop-overs will be allowed at Vichy Springs, Delaware Water Gap, and Waterbury only.
[18] ]No transfers given on transfers.
Passengers losing any of their wheels will find them in the wheel-house.
No rain-checks will be given out. This is a dry cruise.
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