And I an April fool,
You’d mayonnaise a ballad,
While I dashed off a salad,
Composed, as salads should be,
Of things both hot and cool—
If you were wise as could be,
And I an April fool.”
“May I ask,” the Donkey inquired politely, “what method of singing you use?”
“Great fish! I haven’t any,” replied the Loon. “I just sing.”
“I mean, how do you sing ‘Ah’?”