Jimmy Jones
Jimmy Jones
Jimmy Jones
Dear Joneses:
Either reintegrate, or draw straws and two of you skidoo.
Dear Nan Glanders:
I am a debutante on tour through the United Planets. I have never been so humiliated in my life. Yesterday I was presented to a Rigellian and he spat on my new shoes. I would have slapped his face if I could have decided which one to hit.
Steaming
Dear Steaming:
Simmer down. Spitting on the feet is the traditional Rigellian gesture of welcome. You should have replied by stepping on his tail. Next time read your tourists' guide book better.