"I am now making some important scientific experiments with Limberger cheese as a motor, but have no data whereby to work. So new and unusual is the motor to science, that I am unable to get anything relative to its history.
"1. When was Limberger cheese first discovered, and by whom?
"2. What did he do it for anyway?
"3. To what do you attribute the bad odor in which Limberger cheese is held by scientists?
"4. Looking from what may be termed a purely utilitarian standpoint, and not allowing ourselves to be influenced by incongruous incandescence, should you say in all respects that virtually in view of the heterogeneous mobility of attended animalculate it might had or couldn't possibly was?"
ANSWER.
1. Limberger cheese was first discovered by Galileo, floating through space, during his studies relative to the heavenly bodies.
This was about 1609.
The body had, however, been floating through space for many millions of years previous to that, as Galileo remarks in his diary that he wasn't proud of it at all for it was evidently in a very poor state of preservation.
Galileo caught some of it and tamed it, but the scientific minds of that age had not yet made the attempt to utilize it as a motor.