The only steer that has ever successfully enacted the aeria-dive or eagle swoop.
The wonderful performing steer, Zazel, is the only one-horned, one-eared and bob-tailed steer ever born in captivity; This steer is found alone with Bill Nye's Great Cast-Iron Hippodrome and 27-Karat Utopian Giganticum.
THE PRESS CORDIALLY INVITED.
I extend to the members of the press everywhere a most hearty invitation. They will be furnished with luxuriant reclining chairs, porcelain cuspidores, and gold toothpicks to pick out the fragments of lemonade from their pearly teeth.
A special clown will be devoted to the members of the press.
A guide will have charge of visiting journalists to show them the curiosities, and see that they do not forget and carry anything away.
Members of the press will be allowed to sit on the top seats and let their feet hang down.
Do not fool with the animals.