And behold one day the inn-keeper took a large tumble even unto himself, and also unto the racket of Keno-El-Pharo the son of Ahaz Ben Bunko.
And he said unto Keno, "Give an account of thy stewardship that thou mayest be no longer steward."
And Keno-El-Pharo cried with a loud voice and wept and fell down and rose up and went unto his place.
And he looked into the mirror, and patted the soap lock on his brow and he saw that he was fair to look: upon.
But he was exceedingly sorrowful and he said, What shall I do? for my lord taketh away the stewardship, and verily it was a good thing to have.
Alas! I know not what to do. I cannot get a position as mining expert, and to beg I am ashamed. I am resolved what I will do. And he smiled unto himself, and the breadth of the smile was even six cubits from one end thereof even unto the other.
So he called unto himself one of his lord's debtors, and he said, How much owest thou my lord?
And he said, Even for seven days food and lodging at $3.50 per day, together with my reckoning at the bar, amounting to thirty pieces of silver of the denomination known as the dollar even of our dads.
And the steward said unto him, Take thy bill quickly and write fifteen.
And it was so. And he said unto another, How much owest thou my lord?