When you swell up like a poisoned pup and think you are complimenting God by being present here tonight, then God’s got nothing for you.
Some of the biggest heathens this side of hell are right here tonight.
“No trade” is the passport by which 90 per cent of the men are entering the prisons and penitentiaries.
You may be lower down in the sight of God than the one whom you condemn.
The devil believes in God and in hell. He’s more orthodox than some preachers I know who preach that there is no hell.
How can you pray when you look at the throne of God through the bottom of a beer glass.
Some people pray as though they never expected anything and they’re not disappointed.
How can you pray and say “Thy will be done,” when you have the booze wagon drive up to your back gate twice every week.