If a church runs a lottery, then it’s a thief.
There are three ways of spreading news, telephone, telegraph and tell-a-woman. But that’s really an insult, for some of these old he-gossipers have got the women backed off the boards.
I pity the woman who’ll slap Jesus in the face to please some miserable society gang.
The dance hall has proved to be the biggest graveyard this side of hell for young girls.
The fellow who lives purely for the gratification of his lust, is so low down he’d have to take an airship to reach hell.
The most useless woman on God’s dirt is the society woman.
It’s a good thing to have money and all it will buy, but it’s a better thing to sit down and think whether you’ve got what money can’t buy.
We’re making money by the bucketfuls in this country, and we’re going to hell in carload lots and on excursion rates, too.
Citizens who will not live on a level with the Ten Commandments ought to be in the penitentiary. Public opinion does not always judge correctly.