—A good many people think there is only one.
To what party does Mr. Hayes belong?
—To the Orange party.
What is that?
—The temperance party that takes its rum in iced oranges.
Is he an able man?
—Yes; able to take a kicking from the Republicans better than any other man in the country.
What do you mean by taking a kicking?
—Why, accepting the toe of the political boot.
Can you name any one who has operated on him in this delicate manner?