"Really, I——"
"Everyone must be uncovered in court."
"But, I assure you, I can't——"
"Are you a Quaker?" demanded the judge.
"No; but I wish to explain that I kept my hat on because——"
"I can not listen to any excuse except the one I mentioned. Take off your hat instantly."
"But I say I kept it on because——"
"This is intolerable. Do you mean to insult the court! Take your hat off instantly, or I will fine you for contempt."
"Well, I must say it's hard I can't say a word."
"You are fined five pounds, and if you don't remove your hat——"