But he don't want to know.
He knows that if he ever guesses it right, he is going to lose his job. But believe me, it's a soft job.
Nothing to do.
He gets up in the morning, eats a nice breakfast, smokes a good fat cigar; then he looks out of the window and says, "Fine weather to-day."
Then he takes his umbrella and goes out for a walk. I tell you, my dear friends, the way the country stands now, the country stands on the brink of a preci—the country stands on the brink of a precip—and if somebody shoves it, it is going over.
And the cause of all the trouble in the country is the crooked politics.
And that's why the women suffering gents have gotten together and are fighting for their rights.
And you can't blame them.
Now I see where one married woman has hit on a great idea.
She says there's only one protection for the wives.