STRAIGHT: No. No. When I make eyes at you, you must wave your handkerchief at me three times. Den you reproach me vit all the disrespect in the world and den you take off your hat and you say something. Vat do you say?
COMEDIAN: Ten cents.
STRAIGHT: No. No. You say something pleasant. You speak of the weather, for instance. You say "Good-evening, Madam, nice day."
COMEDIAN: Suppose it ain't a nice day?
STRAIGHT: No matter what kind of a day it is, you speak about it.
Now I'm the lady and I am coming. Get ready.
(STRAIGHT does burlesque walk around COMEDIAN. . . . STRAIGHT stops and drops handkerchief.)
COMEDIAN: Say—you dropped something.
STRAIGHT: I know it. I know it. Flirt. Flirt.
(COMEDIAN biz. of pulling out red handkerchief.)
COMEDIAN: I am flirting. I am flirting.