STRAIGHT: This is the last time I'll be a lady for you. Here I come (biz.).
COMEDIAN: Good evening, Mrs. Lady. Sloppy weather we're having.
STRAIGHT: Sloppy weather! It's no use; I can't teach you how to be a flirter, you got to learn it from the book. Listen. Here is what it says. "After you made the acquaintanceship of de lady, you should call at her house in the evening. As you open the gate you look up at the vindow and she will wave a handkerchief like this (biz.). That means, somebody is vaiting for you."
COMEDIAN: The bulldog.
STRAIGHT: No. The flirtess. "You valk quickly to the door."
COMEDIAN: The bulldog after you.
STRAIGHT: Dere is no bulldog in this. You don't flirt vith a bulldog.
COMEDIAN: But suppose the bulldog flirts with you?
STRAIGHT: Shut up. "She meets you at the door. You have your handkerchief on your arm" (biz.)
COMEDIAN: And the dog on my leg.