PHIL: Am I going to eat?
PAUL: Quick, go and grab Mrs. Schuyler in the grape arbor.
PHIL: Grab her in the grape arbor?
PAUL: (Pushing them off.) And run her into the house. Quick. (He pushes PHIL off one way.) And you run into the house and hold her there. (Rushes DUDLEY into house.) I'll run to the grape arbor to join Rose when she's alone. (He exits.) (PHIL enters, pushing MRS. SCHUYLER toward the house. They enter from grape arbor.)
MRS. SCHUYLER: (Beating him with parasol.) The idea! What's the meaning of this? You little runt! (Pushing him off.) (Ad lib talk.) Who are you, anyhow?
PHIL: (Turning and seeing her.) Maggie!
MRS. SCHUYLER: (As before.) For the love of the Chambermaids'
Union, where was I Maggie?
PHIL: Don't you remember when I was a "merry merry" with you in the "Blonde Broilers' Burlesque" troupe?
MRS. SCHUYLER: Were you one of the Blonde Broilers?
PHIL: Sure, I was the fellow that came out in the last act disguised as a bench.