CHARLIE: Well then, Miss Sourgrass, do you want to earn a dollar?
CHLORINDA: What's the matter with it?
CHARLIE: There's nothing the matter with it. You see, I'm in love with Viola Maynard, but her father doesn't like me. Now, if you can fix things up so her father will accept me as a son-in-law, I will give you a dollar.
CHLORINDA: Jes leave it to me and in half an hour he'll be so tickled to see you that he'll put his arms around your neck and kiss you.
CHARLIE: That will be splendid.
CHLORINDA: The dollar, please.
CHARLIE: I never pay in advance.
CHLORINDA: No dollar, no kisses.
CHARLIE: (Handing her a dollar.) Oh, very well, but see that you do as you promise.
CHLORINDA: Leave it to me.