MAYNARD: (Getting very angry and shaking fist in CHARLIE'S face.)
You say you saw me crush your hat?
CHARLIE: (Backing water.) Well, I thought I saw you.
MAYNARD: (Mollified once more.) Well, that's different. However, it really isn't worth talking about. You know that all I want in this world is to see you happy.
CHARLIE: Then perhaps you can lend me fifty dollars.
MAYNARD: Lend you fifty dollars? Why certainly. Here you are. (Hands CHARLIE the money.) No doubt, you'll be able to pay me back when you receive the money that was left you in the will.
CHARLIE: What will?
MAYNARD: Why, the will of your uncle.
CHARLIE: What uncle?
MAYNARD: What uncle? Why, your millionaire uncle who just died and left you all his money.
CHARLIE: I never had a millionaire uncle and nobody has left me a penny.