HARVEY: You're the dog.
FELIX: What?
HARVEY: You're the dog.
FELIX: Say, what's the matter with you anyhow? First I was a statue and now I'm a dog. Next I suppose I'll be an automobile or a bag of peanuts.
HARVEY: That's all right. Pass yourself off as the dog and we'll divide the thousand dollars between us.
FELIX: Yes, you'll get nine hundred and ninety-nine and I'll get the balance.
HARVEY: Nonsense; I'll only take what is right.
FELIX: And I'll have to take what is left.
HARVEY: For the love of Mike be reasonable. This is the chance of a lifetime.
FELIX: I'll impersonate the dog if you get me something to eat.