Birds of Ill Omen.

"There's evidently goin' to be an offensive around 'ere, Bert."

If Only They'd Make "Old Bill" President of Those Tribunals.

"Well, what's your job, me lad?"
"Making spots for rocking-horses, sir."
"Three months."
"Exemption, sir?"
"Nao, exemption be ——d! Three months' hard!"

[The Stargazers.]

—and their return to earth.