And she was good to scan.

She spent her days in playing games

Where she got lots of tan.

And when she saw the tan was on,

With all her might and main,

She rushed into a beauty shop

And took it off again.”

The air was insidiously catchy, and, without realizing it, most of the dozen fellows who thronged the locker room in various stages of undress, hustling to clothe themselves for the afternoon practice, began to hum it.

Kenny stood up and stamped each foot hard. Then, in his droning, monotonous undertone—he had very little voice and less ear—he commenced the second verse:

“There was a girl in our town