"Wait! I have an idea."

"What is it?" questioned the others.

"You all know what an old duffer Professor Gooch is."

"Sure thing."

"I hear that he is raising a rumpus because too much athletics have been introduced in the school."

"Yes; we’ve heard about that."

"He is down on football."

"Yes."

"Says it’s a brutal game, and should be abolished by the school."

"Yes."