"What is your name, John?"
"Yap Sing."
"Are you a good cook, sure, Yap?"
"Oh, yes, me belly good cook; me cookie bleef-steak, chickie, turkie, goosie; me makie bled, pie, ebbything; me belly good cook."
"Have you any cousins, Yap?"
"No cuzzie; no likie cuzzie."
"Do you get drunk, Yap?"
"No gettie glunk; no likie blandy."
"Do you smoke opium?"
"No likie smokie opium. You sabe, one man smokie opium, letee while he all same one fool; all same one d——d monkey."