Dagger and staff in hand you fight,

Like Falstaff, Shakespeare’s valiant knight,

How like him though in form and dress

I leave your Reverence to guess:—

How far like his your maxims too

Of honour, Sir, I leave to you.

You would attempt in canting strain.

My short effusion to explain;

And wielding your tremendous birch,

To say I stigmatize the Church.