URGENTLY WANTED!!

A GOOD LEADER THERE FOR!

Must be a Leader of principal wherewith to prop the LOCAL BUTTER Paper interest!!! Local Cockney Correspondents, Castle Toadies, Priory Vassals, Quibbling Quacks, Old Women, Lazy Printers’ Devils, and Industrious Nonentities, especially needed, as the Butter Paper Press, alias the “Weakly Times,” is in feeble health!!!

By order of the Society for the prohibition of useless knowledge, the protection of the Queen’s English, and the total suppression of the Public Traffic in Cheap Composition, Cant, Cabbage, and Castle-toadyism.

Address

COBBLEM & MACKEMTIRE,

Little Castle Alley!!!

A FRIEND OF ONE THAT HAS BRAINS TO RATTLE.


DUDLEY ELECTION.