Orders of knighthood, stars, blue ribbons,

Were plenteous as the notes of Gibbons.[2]

And sooth, he wish’d that he possess’d

A mitre finer than the rest:

But, as he reach’d to catch the prize,

He snor’d aloud and op’d his eyes.

“At length he from his bed arose,—

Thrice did he spit, thrice wiped his nose;

Thrice strove to smile, thrice strove to frown,

And thrice look’d up, and thrice look’d down;”