"Non formosus erat, sod erat facundus Ulysses,"
he was much distinguished.
"But the grave has closed upon most of the gay spirits of my earlier time," said Crony; "and I alone remain the sad historian. Yonder porch leads to the dormitory and school-room.{15}
'There Busby's awful picture decks the place,
Shining where once he shone a living grace.'
15 This school was founded by Queen Elizabeth in 1560, for
the education of forty boys, denominated king's scholars
from the royalty of their founders; besides which, the
nobility and gentry send their sons thither for instruction,
so that this establishment vies with Eton in celebrity and
respectability. The school is not endowed with lands and
possessions specifically appropriated to its own
maintenance, but is attached to the general foundation of
the collegiate church of Westminster, as far as relates to
the support of the king's scholars. It is under the care of
the dean and chapter of Westminster, conjointly with the
dean of Christ Church, Oxford, and the master of Trinity,
Cambridge, respect-ing the election of scholars to their
respective colleges. The foundation scholars sleep in the
dormitory, a building erected from the design and under the
superintendence of the celebrated Earl of Burlington, in the
reign of George the First; and in this place the annual
theatrical exhibitions take place; the scenery and
arrangements having been contrived under the direction of
Mr. Garrick, were presented by Archbishop Markham, the
former master of the school. The king's scholars are distin-
guished from the town-boys, or independents, by a gown, cap,
and college waistcoat; they have their dinner in the hall,
but seldom take any other meal in college; they pay for
education and accommodation as the town-boys; eight of them
are generally elected at the end of the fourth year to the
colleges above-named; they have studentships at Oxford, and
scholarships at Cambridge; the former worth from forty to
sixty pounds per annum, but the latter of small beneficial
consideration. The scholars propose themselves for the
foundation by challenge, and contend with each other in
Latin and Greek every day for eight weeks successively, when
the eight at the head of the number are chosen according to
vacancies. This contest occasions the king's scholarships to
be much sought after, as it becomes the ground-work of
reputation, and incites desire to excel. There are four boys
who are called Bishop's boys, from their being established
by Williams, Bishop of Lincoln; they have a gratuitous
education, and a small allowance which is suffered to
accumulate till the period of their admission into St.
John's College, Cambridge; they are distinguished by wearing
a purple gown, and are nominated by the dean and head-
master.
What a cloud of recollections, studded with bright and variegated lights, passes before my inward vision! Stars of eminence in every branch of learning, science, and public duties, who received their education within those walls; old Westminsters, whose fame will last as long as old England's records, and who shall doubt that will be to the end of time? Here grew into manhood and renown the Lord Burleigh, King, Bishop of London, the poet Cowley, the great Dryden, Charles Montague, Earl of Halifax, Dr. South, Matthew Prior, the tragedian Rowe, Bishop Hooper, Kennet, Bishop of Peterborough, Dr. Friend, the physician, King, Archbishop of Dublin, the philosopher Locke, Atterbury, Bishop of Rochester, Bourne, the Latin poet, Hawkins Browne, Boyle, Earl of Cork and Orrery, Carteret, Earl of Granville, Charles Churchill, the English satirist, Frank Nicholls, the anatomist, Gibbon, the historian, George Colman, Bonnel Thornton, the great Earl of Mansfield, Clayton Mordaunt Cracherode, Richard Cumberland, the poet Cowper. These are only a few of the great names which occur to me at this moment; but here is enough to immortalize the memory of the old Westminsters."
ON FEASTERS AND FEASTING.
On the Attachment of the Moderns to Good Eating and
Drinking—Its Consequences and Operation upon Society—
Different Description of Dinner Parties—Royal—Noble—
Parliamentary—Clerical—Methodistical—Charitable—
Theatrical—Legal—Parochial—Literary—Commercial and
Civil Gourmands—Sketches at a Side-table, by Bernard
Blackmantle.
"There are, while human miseries abound,
A thousand ways to waste superfluous wealth,
Without one fool or flatterer at your board,
Without one hour of sickness or disgust."
—Armstrong.
In such esteem is good eating held by the moderns, that the only way in which Englishmen think they can celebrate any important event, or effect any charitable purpose, is by a good dinner. From the palace to the pot-house, the same affection for good eating and drinking pervades all classes of mankind. The sovereign, when he would graciously condescend to bestow on any individual some mark of his special favour, invites him to the royal banquet, seats him tète-à-tête with the most polished prince in Europe; by this act of royal notice exalts him in the public eye, and by the suavity and elegance of his manners rivets his affections and secures his zeal for the remainder of his life. The ministers too have their state dinners, where all important questions are considered before they are submitted to the grand council of the nation. The bishops dine in holy conclave to benefit Christianity, and moralize over Champagne on the immorality of mankind. The judges dine with the lord chancellor on the first day of term, and try their powers of mastication before they proceed to try the merits of their fellow citizens' causes. A lawyer must eat his way to the bar, labouring most voraciously through his commons dinners in the Temple or Lincoln's Inn Halls, before he has any chance of success in common law, common pleas, or common causes in the court of King's Bench or Chancery. The Speaker's parliamentary dinners are splendid spreads for poor senators; but sometimes the feast is infested with rats, whom his majesty's royal rat-catcher immediately cages, and contrives, by the aid of a blue or red ribband, to render extremely useful and docile. Your orthodox ministers dine on tithes, turtle, and Easter offerings, until they become as sleek as their own velvet cushions, and eke from charity to mankind almost as red in the face from the ruby tint of red port, and the sorrowful recollections of sin and death. The methodist and sectarians have their pious love feasts—bachelor's fare, bread and butter and kisses, with a dram of comfort at parting, I suppose. The deaf, the dumb, the lame, the blind, all have their annual charitable dinnerings; and even the Actor's Fund is almost entirely dependent on the fund of amusement they contrive to offer to their friends at their annual fund dinner. The church-wardens dine upon a child, and the overseers too often upon the mite extorted from the poor. Even modern literature is held in thraldom by the banquetings of modern booksellers and publishers, who by this method contrive to cram the critics with their crudities, and direct the operation of their servile pens in the cutting up of poor authors. At the Publisher's Club, held at the Albion, Dr. Kitchener and Will Jerdau rule the roast; here these worthies may be heard commenting with profound critical consistency on culinaries and the classics, gurgling down heavy potations of black strap, and making still heavier remarks upon black letter bibliomania, until all the party are found labouring "Dare pondus idonea fumo," or, in the language of Cicero, it may be justly said of them, "Damnant quod non intelligent." The magnifico Murray has his merry meetings, where new books are made palatable to certain tastes by sumptuous feastings, and a choice supply of old wines. Colburn brings his books into notice by first bringing his dinner coteries into close conclave; and Longman's monthly melange of authors and critics is a literary statute dinner, where every guest is looking out for a liberal engagement.