Mrs. Jones (on telephone): “This time you really got yourself out on a limb!”
Mr. Jones: “Yes, dear. I drove off a cliff and was hung up all night in a tree.”
Modern automobiles are getting so free and easy to drive that we need power steering and power brakes to keep them under control.
Traffic Officer: “Your honor, I followed this man and he drove clear through town with an arm around this woman.”
Judge: “Something’s wrong. It’s not logical for a man to drive through town with his arm around his wife.”
Parking conditions have improved in some localities—you only have to climb over one car to get into your own.
“With all the gadgets the automobile people put in their cars, it’s a wonder they wouldn’t think of a garbage disposal unit.”
—Courtesy George Lichty and the Chicago Sun-Times Syndicate.
Emergency Road Service Contract Station Changes Are Listed for Members
Recent changes in the list of Emergency Road Service contract stations serving members of the California State Automobile Association are reported below. Latest complete lists are available at all CSAA offices. Always carry a list in your car. Please mark these changes on your copy of current list.