A TIME IN THE KITCHEN.

The fork said the corkscrew was crooked;

The remark made the flatiron sad;

The steel knife at once lost its temper,

And called the tea-holder a cad.

The teaspoon stood on its metal;

The kettle exhibited bile;

The stove grew hot at the discussion,

But the ice remained cool all the while.

The way that the cabbage and lettuce