We are not quite sure, but we should judge that they are Miss Ouri, Ida Ho, Mary Land, Callie Fornia, Allie Bama, Louisa Anna, Delia Ware, Minnie Sota and Mrs. Sippi.
A German cobbler and his wife had two dogs—a St. Bernard, six months old, and a fox terrier, three years old. A friend, calling one day, said to the cobbler. Those are two fine dogs you have.
Yes, replied the cobbler, und de funny part of it iss dat de biggest dog is the littlest one.
His wife then spoke up and explained: You must mine husband egscuse; he spheaks not very goot English. He means de oldest dog is the youngest one.
There is a joke being told here at the expense of a modest young bookkeeper which is so good it ought to be true.
The young man in question, it appears, was recently invited to a party at a residence where the home had recently been blessed with an addition to the family.
Accompanied by his best girl he met his kind hostess at the door and after customary salutations asked after the welfare of the baby.