Paul Dukas: A giant eating bonbons.

Riccardo Zandonai: Brocade dipped in garlic.

Erich Korngold: The white hope.

Arnold Schoenberg: Six times six is thirty-six—and six is ninety-two!

Maurice Ravel: Tomorrow ... and tomorrow ... and tomorrow....

Claude Debussy: Chantecler crows pianissimo in whole tones.

Richard Strauss: An ostrich not hiding his head.

Sir Edward Elgar: The footman leaves his accordion in the bishop's carriage.

Italo Montemezzi: Three Kings—but no aces.

Percy Aldridge Grainger: An effete Australian chewing tobacco.