Burglar and president,
Cashier and crank.
Then, when the deed is done,
Canada-ward we run.
Oh, but it’s lots of fun,
Robbin’ a bank!
On finding himself fairly in the dining-room of Hilarity Hall, he is seized with compunction at being obliged to rob such a charming and dainty home, which causes him again to break forth into song:
BURGLAR’S SONG
I’m a tender-hearted chap,
And I do not care a rap