That my lachrymal glands

I shall pipe and rave when I find I have

A Cooking Club on my hands.

2. I shall have no rest, for Huyler’s best

They will crave from morn till night,

And express their wishes for dainty dishes,

Not offering me a bite.

They will make it a habit to cook Welsh rabbit

In the hours wee and small;

And again I vow that I don’t know how