“‘If e’er a letter you receive

From maiden fair; pray don’t believe

All that the note itself may say,—

But to my last attention pay.

“‘My total may be well employed

To still a molar’s aching void,

When stopping has not stopped the pain;

That tooth will never ache again!’

“I’ve worked on that a solid week, but I can’t get it.”

“Count me out, too,” said Philip Van Reypen; “charades are too many for me.”