So I could buy a Great Big Touring-Car,
And run down Chickens, Dogs, and even Cows!
For it my Future Income did I owe,
And with mine own Hand wrought to make it go;
And this was all the Wisdom that I reap’d—
“We cost like Thunder and like Lightning go!”
And those “Accessories” Advertisements
That offer you Supplies at slight Expense;
You read them over, and they always make
Your own Belongings look like Thirty Cents.